Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. — Humpty Hump
Come and meet me in the bathroom stall and show me why you deserve to have it all. — Kanye West
Mother: Son,Watch your Baby Brother I have to finish dinner. Son:i gotta go to the bathroom Mother:C'MON. I watched him while washing the dishes and… — Random Family Moment
Tom: I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom. — (500) Days Of Summer
Theres a jungle cat in the bathroom - allan — The Hangover
Theres a jungle cat in the bathroom. — Allan
I don't wish you bad, but if you have to go to a public bathroom, I wish that as soon as you open the door,… — REPTILE
1.ALERT!! Facebook tried to keep this quiet! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower and smack your ass!… — Ashlee
Save the world's water and flush every other time u use the bathroom — Everett Sandoval
YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER SHOES!! 2… — Mike Epps
Facility Fishing: Looking for the bathroom. — Dwhite
I tell em meet me in the bathroom I f**** her while the water runnin Her friend knockin at the door And she screamin out — 2011 Meek Mill
Before you go to the bathroom in someones house make sure they have toilet paper....i now know — Cici Says:
Before you use the bathroom in sombeodies house makesure they have toilet paper — CIARA LEON
Dear face Wash Commercials, Nobody washes there face in slow motion. Sincerely, My bathroom floor is wet. — Matthew Lucas Creasy
Hell is in the bathroom — Jessop
Warning!Never go to the bathroom while talking on the phone with your boyfriend.(its hard doing 2 things at once) — Glennda
Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more… — Massmurder
There seems to be only one place in my house where I can have some me time without being bothered with what I'm doing: the… — Epifani Savea
If you sprinkle a path of rose petals on the floor...you could make a trip to the bathroom look romantic. — Lacey

Who Wrote These Bathroom Quotes

387 authors contributed a total of 452 Bathroom Quotes, led by these top contributors: