Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

Dear people who write on bathroom walls, I don`t care who you love. I`m just trying to pee. -_- — Itsme867
Facebook lets you know what everyones bathroom looks like. — Itsme867
I tell her meet me in the bathroom, hold up, better yet my bedroom. I call that my V.I.P. fuck a bad bitch get some… — Meek Mill
Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window. -Mr. Jones — Friday
That moment when you really have to pee but your to darn lazy to get up to use the bathroom. — Raea
I brush all the time. I have a toothbrush in my car. I have a toothbrush in my bedroom, bathroom, kitchen. I figure...you can't do… — Matthew McConaughey
I hate it when I go to the bathroom and come back and all my classmates look at me, and I say in my head… — Hong
Love isn't enough. Where would we live? Here? With your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong! -Gabrielle — Desperate Housewives
Fake friends will use like they use a bathroom — Shaheer Ali
The weirdest place I have ever written a song is probably in an airport, and I got an idea so fast that I just had… — Taylor Swift
A blond come out of a public bathroom and says to the girl in line sorry I was blowing bubbles the next girl went in… — Anit Kits
I've been standing in the bathroom at the doctors office trying to pee in a cup for an hour. I literally cannot make myself go...Wtf! — Frankie Muniz
So tired waking up half asleep as I walk to the bathroom and brush my teeth oh I'd rather stay home but I chose to… — Daneillia
I never really endeavored to hide anything, but there were times I chose not to relegate my history to the back page of a magazine,… — Matthew Bomer
That risky naked trip from the bathroom to your bedroom. — Cristiano Gouveia
Boy are like dogs using the bathroom they use it then leave it behind — Carmen Perez
That awkward moment when you are talking to someone in the bathroom and the other one starts peeing and its DEAD quite — Jazz
With five girls and one bathroom, weve learned to get creative. This is how we wash around here. Our hair has always been washed in… — Honey Boo Boo Child
Once, I was on a plane with my daughter Maude. She was screaming and screaming for a very long time. And a someone came up… — Leslie Mann
Some women need to treat their body more like a temple not a bathroom... — Ray Johnson

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