Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

Holding your feelings in is like waiting to go to the bathroom. Pouring it out makes it better, and the longer you hold it in,… — Cristina Orante
My little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so I got up and grabbed… — REAM
AMBER, today is the day when baby dragons will rise up and rule the earth! Wait, no, that's not right. Today is the day that… — Leslie
TAKING PICS AT THE SCHOOL BATHROOM WITH MY BITCHES — Erica Sanchez
That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except for the sound of your pee and you are there.. hoping no one hears. — Unknown Author
So your taking a shower and you put on a towel to go to yOur room you walk out the door and repose you forgot… — Delanie Hook
There comes a point in everyone's life that they need to make changes. Today I am going to change my socks and the towels in… — Tammi Post
Next time your crying on the bathroom floor..Check the tile, god's got a nice floor. — The Forgotten
Every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom. Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room. We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs… — Lorde
You know its that time of the month when girls go to the bathroom wearing bullet proof vests. — Kagiso Makatu
What is heartbreak? Heartbreak is lying on the bathroom floor, trying your hardest to breathe while at the same time wondering why it all went… — Cuts And Scars
He nods. I assume I don't look good because he has a look of worry on his face. He dragged me over to Darius and… — Jade
Many accidents in the home occur in the kitchen, more in the bathroom but most occur in the bedroom. — Vikrant Parsai
I guess this is growing up, tears stained pillows every night, staring naked at yourself in the mirror, waiting for the a text that will… — Kayla
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione from HarryPotter went alone and got attacked by a troll — Kayla
I know a boy who liked to draw, he drew pictures that nobody saw. He was most artistic late at night, in the bathroom out… — Slowly_fading
Eww this weekend started out go now it sucks I am sickk ewww I been throwing up and in the bathroom. and my friend corey… — Luna_Love_Good:)
The cold icy blade, running across my skin, Sending chills down my spine. Crimson blood running down my wrist, Dripping down drop by drop to… — Im Nothing
I hate teachers that think they are smart.... Can I go to the bathroom...? I don't know can you? Girl I will crap on your… — Serenity Karma
~ Girl: Im having heart surgery today. Boy: I know Girl: I love you boy: I love you more. *after heart surgery her dad is… — She's_gone

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