Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

And she throws up whatever she eats. She leave the bathroom wit a nose bleed. Regular girl, Celebrity dreams. She is...90210 — Wale
Isnt it obvious that a person would leave from where he is hated so much? The heroism of staying in such a place is that… — Franz Kafka
On fame: It all happened so fast. I'd wake up in the night and go, 'I can't believe it. I've gotta go to the bathroom! — Nelly
Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water and soap to come out and waving my hand for… — Snooki
In the bathroom to bust a shit, I couldn't do it so my bitch came to suck the dick, It was hard and soft but… — Tech N9ne
I was a terror since the public school era. Bathroom passes, cutting classes, squeezing asses. — Biggie Smalls
I was a terror since the public school era. Bathroom passes, cutting classes, squeezing a--es. — Biggie Smalls
X's on the back of your hands, wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands. — Unknown Author
I'm in Cancun, with a model in the bedroom. Her pussy tight like an airplane bathroom. — Tony Yayo
Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties & Im like who the hells panties are these?! — Pauly D
How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong to someone in this house? — Pauly D
When I'm out of tuna treats Waffle takes it upon herself to poop in the bathroom sink every morning to let me know shes pissed. — Audrey Kitching
I've been here lookin' dynamite alone against the wall. Girls like you give it all so cold talkin' cheap in a bathroom stall. — Neon Trees
I see your pretty face, Smashed against the bathroom floor! What a disgrace! Who do I feel sorry for? — Korn
Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu — The Hangover
Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a… — Pulp Fiction
Where's the bathroom at cause I really really gotta pee. — Afrojack
I got that Whitehouse buying president. I got that Nassau spaceship THC. I got some weed in my garage and under my bathroom sink ounce… — Kottonmouth Kings
Do y'all got a bathroom up in here? I gotta piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck behind it. — Money Mike
I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me. — Hank Hill

Who Wrote These Bathroom Quotes

387 authors contributed a total of 452 Bathroom Quotes, led by these top contributors: