Bathroom Quotes
- We go into the bathroom to take pictures. We take the longest time in there even at school. Then people ask why we always go… — Brandy Starr
- One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that… — Jokes4all
- If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking… — Hussein Nishah
- John Paulk, the poster boy for 'ex-gays' was found in a gay bar in Washington. He said he was there to use the bathroom. But… — Kate Clinton
- I was an intern for Samba Post-Its and one day my job was to literally wallpaper a bathroom with Post-Its. That was one of the… — Aubrey Plaza
- The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isnt going to rise up against capitalism and consumerism. The only time theyll rise up is during a… — Jarod Kintz
- That very annoying moment when you have socks on and you step on water in the bathroom! — Myself
- Dear Sleep Thank you for the hr I would have loved for more since I worked from 8am to 11pm... I think we have to… — Kevin Mccarty
- Me:oh....my god *looks over and sees a girl in bed with me* oh my god! *lifts the covers to only see her head* OH MY… — Andrew
- That Awkward moment, when you come back to class from the bathroom and everyone is staring at you. :D :p :D — Shubham Noottee Pandey
- I hate when people ask me stupid questions..Like do you have a bathroom in home? no. I just pee in the bushes outside...ass hole — Shubham Noottee Pandey
- THAT awkward moment when you are the first one to wake up at your friends house and too scared to use the bathroom because the… — Robert Gray
- That awkward moment when someone asks where the bathroom is and then, instead, answers their mofo phone. — Bailey Heideman
- Facebook lets you know what someone's bathroom looks like. — Danny Waz
- Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. — Avril (me)
- I think its funny when someone updates their status with a depressing quote or about something bad that happened, and then people like it. The… — Azgraybebly Joslan
- Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house. — Azgraybebly Joslan
- I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out — Nikhil Saluja
- Its OK to use the bathroom at my house as long as you buy something. — Jimmy Kimmel
- I totally decorated my bathroom myself. Know where I got all my stuff? Target! — Kaley Cuoco