Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that I was calling… — Jenny Lawson
I never need to find time to read. When people say to me, â€˜Oh, yeah, I love reading. I would love to read, but I… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Ahh! Lady Pillows. So much fluffier than mine.â€ He took a giant whiff. â€œWhy does everything girlie smell so delightful?â€ â€œBecause we acknowledge the importance… — Kathy Reichs
I lay there silently, hoarding my small dignity. I did not ask about the gate or the closet. I did not question the bedtime ritual… — Anne Sexton
Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to… — Kevin Hearne
Yes, a war is inevitable. Firstly, there's you fellows who can't be trusted. And then there's the multitude who mean to have bathrooms and white… — Ford Madox Ford
I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS. — Taylor Swift
September knew a number of curse words, most of which she heard the girls at school saying in the bathrooms, in hushed voices, as if… — Catherynne M. Valente
At least it was instant. At least there wasn't any pain." I knew he was only trying to help, but he didn't get it. There… — John Green
I want you. Bad. Right now. Against the wall. On my bed. The floor and maybe in the bathroom later. I have a shower stall… — J. Lynn
I tilted my chin up a fraction. "You can't f-force me to stay here." I'd only agreed to come this far because I didn't want… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Thatâ€™s a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat and get thirsty,… — Lauren Oliver
What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" Isabelle demanded. Jordan looked horrified. "Dudes," he said, "do not… — Cassandra Clare
Japanese women live in fear of making the least sound in a bathroom stall. Japanese men pay no attention to the subject whatsoever. — Amelie Nothomb
Observation #8: Boys are icky. Do not even get me started on the state of the bathroom. I'm thinking of calling in a haz-mat team.… — Kate Brian
My version of an Irish exit has an air of deception to it, because it includes my asking loudly, â€œWhereâ€™s the bathroom?â€ and making theatrical… — Mindy Kaling
I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt. — Rick Riordan
Burnett fidgeted. She had never seen Burnett like this. He looked like a kid who needed to go to the bathroom. — C.C. Hunter
I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some tequila because I'll totally drink it. And there's no way you're going to find… — Rainbow Rowell
Sometimes, all it takes to save people from a terrible fate is one person willing to do something about it. Even if that "something" is… — Veronica Roth

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