Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

When I really worry about something, I donâ€™t just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only,… — J D Salinger
She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom and (b) what… — Maureen Johnson
Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should… — Pam Brown
In my lame pescetarian defense, it's very hard to be a girl and say you won't eat something. Refuse one plate of bacon-wrapped pork rinds… — Sloane Crosley
We have the whitest kitchens and the most shining bathrooms in the world. But in the lovely white kitchen the average [person] canâ€™t produce a… — Raymond Chandler
Yes it is,' said the Professor. 'Waitâ€”' he motioned to Richard, who was about to go out again and investigateâ€” 'let it be. It won't… — Douglas Adams
I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting on his best mother voice.… — Neal Shusterman
Jesus, you've got a death wish." "Right now I have a bathroom-and-sleep-somewhere safe wish, kid. — Lilith Saintcrow
There are women in my closet, hanging on the hangers. a different woman for each suit, each dress, each pair of shoes. I hoard clothes.… — Marya Hornbacher
He learned to live with the truth. Not to accept it, but to live with it. It was like living with an elephant. His room… — Nicole Krauss
Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex
I am about to impart to you the sacred words my father gave to me. Itâ€™s the five responses that will get you out of… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come? — Sara Shepard
When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the… — Janet Evanovich
Think of two people, living together day after day, year after year, in this small space, standing elbow to elbow cooking at the same small… — Christopher Isherwood
I share it here because something was about to occur on that bathroom floor that would change forever the progression of my life..what happened was… — Elizabeth Gilbert
I have never looked into my sister's eyes. I have never bathed alone. I have never stood in the grass at night and raised my… — Lori Lansens
You want to live, right? (Syn) Absolutely. (Kiara) Then weâ€™re where you are, bathroom breaks being the only exception â€“ unless youâ€™re in public, and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Let's stick together." "Well, you're going to have to wait here for me there: I'm going to the bathroom." "But how long are you going… — Georgia Byng

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