"In my lame pescetarian defense, it's very hard……" — Sloane Crosley

In my lame pescetarian defense, it's very hard to be a girl… - Sloane Crosley
"In my lame pescetarian defense, it's very hard to be a girl and say you won't eat something. Refuse one plate of bacon-wrapped pork rinds and you're anorexic. Accept them and you're on the Atkins. Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and you're bulimic. Best to keep perfectly still and bring an IV of fluids with you to dinner."

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