Bathroom Quotes

452 quotes by 387 authors

When I was a kid, I had THE biggest crush on Helen Reddy. I mean like for REAL crush - like 'spend some time in… — Corey Taylor
I dunno, when I started writing really I was like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex... occasionally,… — Tom Waits
Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing. — Dennis Brown
I'm not at the point where I'd feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I'm the kind of person that when… — Britney Spears
Poems come from ordinary experiences and objects, I think. Out of memory - a dress I lent my daughter on her way back to college;… — Sharon Olds
I never meant to be a sexual object for anyone but my husband. I never thought a picture of my body would be tacked up… — Lynda Carter
Homeschooling will certainly produce some socially awkward adults, but the odds are good they would have been just as quirky had they spent twelve years… — Quinn Cummings
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and… — Luke Wilson
There won't be any revolution in America ... the people are too clean. They spend all their time changing their shirts and washing themselves. You… — Eric Linklater
As you deal with thumb-crossings, or fingerings for the F-sharp-minor scale, or chromatic scales in double thirds, it is hard to accept that these will… — Jeremy Denk
The bathrooms - that usually would be a porta-potty - were wrapped in a fabric that was neutral to match the fort ... the same… — Kanye West
I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom. — Harlan Ellison
If I'm going to buy a new guitar, I take it to a good 'hot' room, like a tiled bathroom, and listen to the wood.… — Richard Betts
To ward off a feeling of failure, she joked that she could wallpaper her bathroom with rejection slips, which she chose not to see as… — Anita Shreve
Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water.… — Ted Nugent
I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the… — Ted Nugent
Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle? Isn't it beautiful?… — Augusten Burroughs
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about — Tommy Shaw
One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! — Reif Larsen
Having a separate bathroom for the black domestic was just the way things were done. It had faded out in new homes by the time… — Kathryn Stockett

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