"If I were straight and I were trying……" — Tom Ford

If I were straight and I were trying to seduce a woman,… - Tom Ford
"If I were straight and I were trying to seduce a woman, I could do it just by standing up at the table when she came back from the bathroom. It works. Every time I do that, all the straight men are sitting at the table and their wives are kicking them. "Look at that!" "You never do that for me!""

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