Their Wives Quotes

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If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country. — Mel Brooks
White men have always controlled their wives' wages. Colored men were not able to do so until they themselves became free. Then they owned both… — Susan B. Anthony
It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in… — George Bernard Shaw
Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer. — John Updike
People still cheat on their wives, that hasn't fallen out of fashion. We all speak of it badly, but it has not fallen out of… — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Out of your awareness you cannot become soldiers in a war because you will be able to see, with clear eyes, that you are going… — Rajneesh
Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some… — F. H. Bradley
I hate married men. They never make any sacrifices to the arts, but are always thinking of their duties to their wives and families or… — J M W Turner
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin
Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food,… — Mignon McLaughlin
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. — Kin Hubbard
There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast. — Helen Rowland
If we were in another country, we would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill their wives and… — Alec Baldwin
A survey released today found that men spend twice as much on their mistresses for Christmas as they do on their wives. On the other… — Jay Leno
Certainly, if more people were smoking instead of drinking, people donâ€™t get mean on weed, donâ€™t beat up their wives on weed, and donâ€™t drive… — Susan Sarandon
The founder of every ex-gay ministry in America has proved to be an extraordinary failure. The two founders of Exodus International, [the world's largest 'ex-gay'… — Wayne Besen
What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please. — Ovid
The feminist notion that the whole of human history has been nothing but a vast intricate conspiracy by men to enslave their wives, mothers, daughters,… — Edward Abbey
If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once. — Logan Pearsall Smith
Man's highest joy is in victory: to conquer one's enemies; to pursue them; to deprive them of their possessions; to make their beloved weep; to… — Genghis Khan

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