"The bathroom door burst open, and Molly came……" — David Wong

"The bathroom door burst open, and Molly came trotting out. The left half of her body had been shaved almost down to the skin. The right half was as shaggy as before. John emerged after her, brushing a layer of dog hair off his clothes. John said, "Well, that's done... It was Molly's idea. She wants to look like two different dogs when she's coming and going. She thinks it will make it easier for her to steal food... That's one complicated dog, Dave. Have you started on the bomb?"

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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. — Robert Benchley
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. — Candice Bergen
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog… — Erma Bombeck
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded… — Erma Bombeck
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. — George Carlin
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and… — Robert Carlyle
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. — Arthur C. Clarke
Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to… — Tom Coburn
The knives in my apartment are only sharp enough to open envelopes with. Cutting a slice of coarse bread is… — Peter HÃ¸eg
They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom. — Robin Ince
The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when… — Neville Cardus
Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And Molly, too; those are happy drugs - social… — Miley Cyrus

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