David Wong Quotes

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• War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other powerful group. The dead are…
• Children die every day because millions of us tell ourselves that caring is just as good as doing.
• That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a…
• All of society is built to prop up that lie, the whole world a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us from the fact…
• Kittens will make your sad go away
• John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas…
• You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?
• Guys like him, the ones who grip the Bible so tight they leave fingernail grooves, they're the ones who are the most scared of their…
• And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back…
• At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step behind…
• I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under me. Sorry. I…
• No, I don't, like, play an instrument or anything.I'm just...well, you saw me at the beginning there. I was the guy that fell down and…
• Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.
• Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a…
• Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph.
• Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin experts warn that—
• Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.
• To this day I don’t know if he was struggling with the moral implications of gunning down half a dozen civilians, or if he was…
• The bathroom door burst open, and Molly came trotting out. The left half of her body had been shaved almost down to the skin. The…
• The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck. "Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked out through…

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