All David Wong Quotes
- And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded. Retarded
- The situation has a real Lovecraft feel to it. Though, you know, if you come over it'll be more of an Anne Rice situation. If… Anne
- She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left. 'There,' said the large… Cat
- There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating… English
- You see, Frank found out the hard way that the dark things lurking in the night don’t haunt old houses or abandoned ships. They haunt… Abandoned
- I once saw Arnold Schwarzenegger kill a man in a movie by grabbing his head and twisting it until the neck broke. Was that difficult?… Arnold
- When a man plans, a woman laughs. Inspirational
- But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them. Dehumanize
- I had seen that look before, on the faces of tourists visiting the Texas Book Depository in Dallas where Lee Harvey Oswald took the shots… All
- Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt. If you already… Ahead
- They came looking for dark and terrible revelations and instead found out something even more dark and terrible: that their lives were trite and boring. Boring
- Which would prove I'm a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to save the people… Arnie
- If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard? Double
- Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing I could replace… Alive
- My melon soul Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy Apathy
- No. He says when you're dealing with any kids of supernatural beings, Gods and Devils and angels, you tend to think about them like hurricanes… Angel
- Are the most dangerous creatures the ones that use doors or the ones that don't? Creatures
- What humans want most of all, is to be right. Even if we're being right about our own doom. If we believe there are monsters… All
- Falling in love with a house or a car or a pair of shoes, it was a dead end. You save your love for the… Car
- ... life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it's out. Forever. Accident