Retarded Quotes

146 quotes by 136 authors

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for… — Diablo Cody
The policy of letting the child 'do what he likes' is an insidious one, since the children are encouraged to continue always at their original… — Murray Rothbard
Our purpose is to be able to measure the intellectual capacity of a child who is brought to us in order to know whether he… — Alfred Binet
Historians will come to their own judgments about President Kennedy. Here is how I choose to remember him. He was an heir to wealth who… — Edward Kennedy
I would like you to accept only one prayer, and that is laughter, because when you are totally laughing you are in the present. You… — Rajneesh
The attempt of Lavoisier to reform chemical nomenclature is premature. One single experiment may destroy the whole filiation of his terms; and his string of… — Thomas Jefferson
Nothing perhaps has so retarded the reception of the higher conclusions of Geology among men in general, as ... [the] instinctive parsimony of the human… — Charles Lapworth
Science has been seriously retarded by the study of what is not worth knowing and of what is not knowable. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
They think we are retarded. They are retarded. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
[The infinitely small] neither have nor can have theory; it is a dangerous instrument in the hands of beginners [ ... ] anticipating, for my… — Francois-Joseph Servois
Those who work standing ... carpenters, sawyers, carvers, blacksmiths, masons ... are liable to varicose veins ... [because] the strain on the muscles is such… — Bernardino Ramazzini
But for the Jews this moral-spiritual issue raises the same societal problem it does for the Greeks: how can a man have the "right" to… — Kenny Smith
I sometimes ask myself how it came about that I was the one to develop the theory of relativity. The reason, I think, is that… — Albert Einstein
White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any… — Eddie Murphy
If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure. — Eugene Mirman
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day - even Karen the… — Dane Cook
But I've often said that if I had â€“ I have two dogs â€“ if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And… — Bill Maher
You are upset because one of your actors got on the wrong lane doing something with the wrong people. And you want to blame somebody… — Charles Manson
Football is a game for trained apes. That, in fact, is what most of the players are -- retarded gorillas wearing helmets and uniforms. The… — Edward Abbey
We were just amazed we were putting out a record. We were, and are, still learning. But we've never cared much for professionalism as long… — Kurt Cobain

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