Retarded Quotes

146 Retarded quotes by 128 unique authors

Libertarians recognize the difference between adults and children, as well as differences between normal adults and adults who are insane or mentally hindered or retarded. — Tom G. Palmer
My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely… — Kid Koala
There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to… — Andy Milonakis
Unix has retarded OS research by 10 years and linux has retarded it by 20. — Dennis Ritchie
Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30. — Katherine Heigl
I believe natural beauty has a necessary place in the spiritual development of any individual or any society. I believe that whenever we substitute something… — Rachel Carson
I've never recognized 'emo' as a genre of music. I always thought it was the most retarded term ever. I know there is this generic… — Guy Picciotto
But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple. — John Kenneth Galbraith
Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded. — Unknown Author
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. — Leonardo DiCaprio
A lot of the main characters in horror movies are outsiders as well, so that outsider syndrome reverberates within horror fans and geeky collectors. It's… — Kirk Hammett
Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge. — David Hume
From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now. — John Kricfalusi
The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies. — Lester B. Pearson
Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's… — Amy Poehler
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. — Joe Rogan
I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired. — Frank Serpico
It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel. — Woody Allen
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. — David Sedaris
A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. — Sigmund Freud
I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans. — Henry Miller
That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea. — Nora Roberts
Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim. — Ilona Andrews
He knows, as all the cleverest ones do, that no human being is so interesting that he can't make himself more interesting still by acting… — Walter Kirn
The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place… — Warren Ellis

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