Retarded Quotes

146 Retarded quotes by 128 unique authors

Bitch you should see my wallet, this bitch gonna need pilates and you can't see folarin. What the fuck are you, retarded? — Unknown Author
I made the beat retarded, so I'm callin it a slow jam — Childish Gambino
She's intelligently retarded she makes it look like an art — DylanIanHoward
Hey I've got a brother who's retarded! You don't have to get all derogatory. -Sid — The Descendants
There will always be time for another idiot to speak his retarded mind, no matter how much in a hurry he/she is. — Richie
If people think I'm insane or if they don't think what I'm saying is true, I have no interest in their retarded opinions...I'm going to… — Charlie Sheen
I want a girl who I can call babe, and boo when ever I want. I want a girl who will always be there for… — Uknown
At a certain point I had to work. I had to support my whole family. My father was, I guess, what we would call an… — Barbara Walters
Rose gold rollie on my wrist, flawless. Hundred bottles send em to the vip, ballin'. Basketball leather in the Benz, spalding. Y'all niggas talking, fuck… — Meek Mill
You look like a retarded Mike Meyers. It's not a good look. — Danny Mcbride
I don't know what is more annoying, the fact that you get on my nerves or the fact that your likeability and the mental connection… — Nicole Hill
It's amazing how the same people that say I'm a great guy, amazing father, successful, having a lot going for myself, handsome, and wish I'd… — Adar Burks
Awkward psht, fumble a 6 year olds new toy at the family Christmas party for 15 minutes to get it to work, then the one… — Unknown Author
Laughing so hard no noise comes out so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal. — Sharon
There are not enough retarded people on this earth because the idiots are still alive. Jennifer Amorelli. — Jennifer Amorelli
Love life its the only you got so live it to its fullest and dont go by that dag gone Y.O.L.O thing its plane retarded — Marion Reinemann
Best friends forever When you cry I cry When you hurt I hurt When you fight I fight When you jump off a bridge I… — Unknown Author
You laugh because you called me a retarded country girl , I laugh because you actually think you insulted me. I'm country and proud — Stephanie
Hes not stupid; hes possessed by a retarded ghost. Dont you have a terrible empty feeling in your skull? Do you want people to accept… — Curly Girl
I am one of those girls that makes fun of them self because its true. I am one of those girls that dances around there… — Curly Girl
That awkward moment when your laughter becomes inaudible and you sit there clapping like a retarded seal...XD — Kylee

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