Retarded Quotes

146 Retarded quotes by 128 unique authors

America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded. — Kurt Cobain
I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded. — Maxine Hong Kingston
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. — Laurie Notaro
I collect things that just look retarded. — Ahmet Zappa
We were playing a festival in Dublin the other week. There was this other group, like, warming up in the next sort of chalet, and… — Mark E. Smith
The movies are an eruption of trash that has lamed the American mind and retarded Americans from becoming cultured people. — Ben Hecht
The movies are one of the bad habits that corrupted our century.Of their many sins, I offer as the worst their effect on the intellectual… — Ben Hecht
Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink… — Zach Braff
In the course of normal speaking the inhibitory function of the will is continuously directed to bringing the course of ideas and the articulatory movements… — Wilhelm Wundt
AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as… — Ambrose Bierce
The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism. — Karl Radek
We feel that animals have the same rights as retarded human nchild because they are equal mentally in terms of dependence on others. — Alex Pacheco
If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or the dog?" Regan,… — Tom Regan
The practical success of an idea, irrespective of its inherent merit, is dependent on the attitude of the contemporaries. If timely it is quickly adopted;… — Nikola Tesla
You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded. — Michael Scott
I am one of those who believe that spiritual progress is a rule of human life, but the approach to perfection is slow and painful.… — Khalil Gibran
We're just musically and rhythmically retarded. We play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough. People can relate to that. — Kurt Cobain
What is a weak pawn? A pawn that is exposed to attack and also difficult to defend is a weak pawn. There are several varieties:… — Samuel Reshevsky
What is the politically correct term for 'retarded'?""I think the words you're fishing for are 'mentally disabled.' And no. I'm not mentally disabled. — Rachel Gibson
Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy. — Frank Mir
With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena. — Dwayne Johnson
They drummed into you that pain was good, you were supposed to go with it, push into the pain, and only... now... did I contemplate… — Lionel
Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded… — Kurt Angle
When a mentally retarded child is born, the religious question we often ask is, "Why does God let this happen?" The better question to pose… — Harold S. Kushner
I've had tons of bullies who would call me retarded, even on my Facebook page. It's sad and it really hurts. I want to tell… — Lauren Potter

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