Retarded Quotes

146 Retarded quotes by 128 unique authors

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags. — Bryan Lee O'Malley
What an incredible thing! How much less they had than other human beings. Mentally retarded, deaf, mute - and still eagerly sanding benches. — Daniel Keyes
Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing! — Maureen Johnson
Hi, Tad!' she said. 'Hi, Jeff! Hey, I'm not interrupting anything, am I?' 'Uh, no,' I said. 'We were just...I mean, Tad was...uh, nope.' 'So… — Jordan Sonnenblick
I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded. — Ilona Andrews
And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded. — David Wong
God did not create man in his own image. Evidently, it was quite the other way about, which is the painless explanation for the profusion… — Christopher Hitchens
...the sun rose each morning to stare into my face with the blank but touching gaze of a lovely retarded child. — James Crumley
So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like… — Yahtzee Croshaw
Our relationship is complicated by the fact that I am emotionally retarded. — Chelsea Cain
I’m “exceptional”- a democratic term used to avoid the damning labels of “gifted” and “deprived” (which used to mean “bright” and “retarded”) and as soon… — Daniel Keyes
It was because all we wanted was each other's constant love and attention and for no one else to receive that love and attention, which… — Anthony Kiedis
When I see gurgling retarded children (that's God's doing, by the way, not mine) happily styling their hair with their own stinking mards, I think… — Glen Duncan
The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded". — Tucker Max
My intellectual achievement was retarded when I went to high school. I sort of sank into a black hole because I had to go to… — Noam Chomsky
Underneath this veneer of slightly crazy and mildly socially retarded, I'm a complete disaster. — Rainbow Rowell
I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks. — Chris Kattan
I still love her. But she's retarded, too. — Guy Ritchie
I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and… — Eric Andre
We have an obligation to help people that cannot help themselves. The mentally retarded, the physically retarded, et cetera. — Lou Holtz
I cannot recall a period when I did not draw; and at school, the studies that were distasteful to me, mathematics and grammar, were retarded… — Jacob Epstein
I was thought to be retarded as a child, and all the evidence indicates that I was. — Guy Davenport
And when native man left off this form of development, his humanization was retarded in growth. — Standing Bear
The late development of mass industrial organization in the United States has both stimulated and retarded the political development of the American working class. — C L R James
A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity. — Hermann von Helmholtz

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