"I still love her. But she's retarded, too." — Guy Ritchie

"I still love her. But she's retarded, too."

— Guy Ritchie

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48 Quotes by Guy Ritchie

Guy Ritchie has 48 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

My approach to violence is that if it's pertinent, if that's the kind of movie you're making, then it has…
I got into film-making because I was interested in making entertaining movies, which I felt there was a lack of.
I like to think that we've got a plan, so let's stick to it. That said, once we've stuck to…
I suppose directing on set is the most fun because it's a good crack and you feel you're on the…
I got too fed up with films that didn't make you think. I liked the idea of one that you'd…
I think there's a natural system in your own head about how much violence the scene warrants. It's not an…
I'd like to work with the missus, but there's nothing in the pipeline at the moment.
Its about not letting the internal enemy, the real enemy, have his way because the more he does the stronger…
We're not unique. We're quite volatile as individuals, but that doesn't work exponentially when we are together. Relationships are about…
If you change the rules on what controls you... you will change the rules on what you can control.
If somebody has a better idea than me, I'll take it if it surpasses what we have on the page…
I love fatherhood. I could bang on about kids forever.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for… — Christian Bale
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. — Douglas Adams
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. — Dave Barry
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. — Dave Barry
Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick. — Samuel Beckett
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry. — George Ade
I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags… — Lake Bell
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? — Milton Berle
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. — Yogi Berra

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