"The general intellectual level of South Florida is……" — Tucker Max
"The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded"."
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76 Quotes by Tucker Max
Tucker Max has 76 quotes on this site.
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But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in…
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are,…
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for…
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond?…
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of…
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex…
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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the…
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to…
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
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More Florida Quotes
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I'm a mom, so I have to be comfortable. Jeans are a staple - I have way too many in…
— Candace Cameron
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Florida is a place of unparalleled diversity of backgrounds, experiences and vision. It makes our culture unique, but it can…
— Jeb Bush
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You have to remember that in a state like Florida, independent voters will decide the election.
— Jeb Bush
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I reject the notion that a high turnout helps Senator Kerry. I think in Florida at least, it's going to…
— Jeb Bush
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We are stronger because we recognize that government isn't the sole answer to the most important questions, and we welcome…
— Jeb Bush
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I ran my first marathon in Florida in 1985. I had never run more than nine miles.
— Kim Alexis
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go…
— Adam Carolla
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I don't think we should be about the business of denying voters in Michigan and Florida the right to be…
— Hillary Clinton
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I turned my home state of Florida into the Land of Xanth.
— Piers Anthony
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How can you raise the level of consciousness on this? How can you get the federal government to take the…
— Lawton Chiles
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So the British, of all ages, still walk the course. On trips to Florida or the American desert, they still…
— Alistair Cooke
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The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers,…
— George Carlin
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