"You show me a truly funny girl who……" — Tucker Max
"You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys."
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76 Quotes by Tucker Max
Tucker Max has 76 quotes on this site.
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But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in…
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are,…
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for…
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond?…
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex…
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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the…
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to…
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
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Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who…
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More Emotional Quotes
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Fear is pain arising from the anticipation of evil.
— Aristotle
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Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
— Richard Bach
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I'm a complete human being. I'm very emotional and loving. I feel, I hurt, I give, I take, and also…
— Erykah Badu
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I have a hard time articulating the emotional experience of working on a film. Even when I have meetings on…
— Amy Adams
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I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is…
— James A. Baldwin
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I definitely see the good in people. Certainly in my own life I strive to be somebody who is functional…
— Alan Ball
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The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win.
— Roger Bannister
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I do a job and am lucky enough to do a job that I love, but it is a hard…
— Javier Bardem
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When you are portraying somebody that has a very specific emotional weight, you feel like you're really starting to abandon…
— Javier Bardem
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My house is my refuge, an emotional piece of architecture, not a cold piece of convenience.
— Luis Barragan
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I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you…
— Scott Adams
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Delhi is my emotional home. I still dream of owning a home there.
— Kabir Bedi
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