Leprechaun Quotes
22 quotes by 22 authors
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Atheists don't hate fairies, leprechauns, or unicorns because they don't exist. It is impossible to hate something that doesn't exist. Atheists, like the painting experts…
— Ray Comfort
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I stay away from the elf roles; I stay away from playing a leprechaun. All the roles I try to do are something that an…
— Verne Troyer
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I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.
— Thom Yorke
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When did atheists become so evangelical? I mean, if you don't believe something to be true, wouldn't you just ignore it? That's certainly what I…
— Laura Ingraham
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun…
— Tucker Max
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An enlightened trust in the sovereignty of human reason can be every bit as magical as the exploits of Merlin, and a faith in our…
— Terry Eagleton
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The earliest truth that we're taught is that there's a world alongside this world, with spirits, not mortals, an enchanted universe of fairies, wizards, leprechauns…
— William Holman Hunt
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We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But, like those other fantasies that…
— Richard Dawkins
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All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!
— Michael O'Leary
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I am quite spiritual. I believed in the fairies when I was a child. I still do sort of believe in the fairies. And the…
— Helen Mirren
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It's funny because when I got 'Jarhead' and 'Avatar' and all those movies, 'Leprechaun' still to this day airs on BET. I was thinking, 'Will…
— Laz Alonso
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I mean, I would say I get five or six e-mails every day from people asking, "Is there going to be a Leprechaun 6?' It's…
— Warwick Davis
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Being asked to describe what 'post-racial' means is a bit like being asked to describe a leprechaun, cold fusion or unicorns: we know what is…
— Tim Wise
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Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun.
— Norman Reedus
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Magic Sandra’s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy…
— Shel Silverstein
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I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.
— Janette Rallison
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Perenelle shuddered. "You know I hate leprechauns more than almost anything.
— Michael Scott
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Can I ask you a question? You know with vampires and werewolves and goblins and things, is there any mythological creature that doesn't actually exist?"…
— Derek Landy
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If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately…
— David Sedaris
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My penis is an awkward leprechaun that had not gotten lucky nearly as much as it had gotten bored.
— Andrea Gibson
Who Wrote These Leprechaun Quotes
22 authors contributed a total of 22 Leprechaun Quotes as follows: