Leprechaun Quotes

22 quotes by 22 authors

Atheists don't hate fairies, leprechauns, or unicorns because they don't exist. It is impossible to hate something that doesn't exist. Atheists, like the painting experts… — Ray Comfort
I stay away from the elf roles; I stay away from playing a leprechaun. All the roles I try to do are something that an… — Verne Troyer
I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns. — Thom Yorke
When did atheists become so evangelical? I mean, if you don't believe something to be true, wouldn't you just ignore it? That's certainly what I… — Laura Ingraham
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun… — Tucker Max
An enlightened trust in the sovereignty of human reason can be every bit as magical as the exploits of Merlin, and a faith in our… — Terry Eagleton
The earliest truth that we're taught is that there's a world alongside this world, with spirits, not mortals, an enchanted universe of fairies, wizards, leprechauns… — William Holman Hunt
We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But, like those other fantasies that… — Richard Dawkins
All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit! — Michael O'Leary
I am quite spiritual. I believed in the fairies when I was a child. I still do sort of believe in the fairies. And the… — Helen Mirren
It's funny because when I got 'Jarhead' and 'Avatar' and all those movies, 'Leprechaun' still to this day airs on BET. I was thinking, 'Will… — Laz Alonso
I mean, I would say I get five or six e-mails every day from people asking, "Is there going to be a Leprechaun 6?' It's… — Warwick Davis
Being asked to describe what 'post-racial' means is a bit like being asked to describe a leprechaun, cold fusion or unicorns: we know what is… — Tim Wise
Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. — Norman Reedus
Magic Sandraâ€™s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy… — Shel Silverstein
I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz. — Janette Rallison
Perenelle shuddered. "You know I hate leprechauns more than almost anything. — Michael Scott
Can I ask you a question? You know with vampires and werewolves and goblins and things, is there any mythological creature that doesn't actually exist?"… — Derek Landy
If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately… — David Sedaris
My penis is an awkward leprechaun that had not gotten lucky nearly as much as it had gotten bored. — Andrea Gibson

Who Wrote These Leprechaun Quotes

22 authors contributed a total of 22 Leprechaun Quotes as follows: