"If you stepped out of the shower and……" — David Sedaris

If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing… - David Sedaris
"If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?"

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