Your Toilet Quotes

10 Your Toilet quotes by 10 unique authors

• Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet. — Courtney Love
• People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your… — Jerry Seinfeld
• Don't be upset. Don't listen to me. I only meant that I am jealous of a dark, unconscious element, something irrational, unfathomable. I am jealous… — Boris Pasternak
• If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately… — David Sedaris
• Call your toilet out so when someone asks you what you did today, it sounds that you actually have a life and went out. You're… — Nikhil Saluja
• I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet? — Mark McKinney
• Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me. — Dead Kennedys
• Don't drink COKE and drive ; buy COKE to clean your toilet bowl! — Diana Yan Manan
• When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free, your… — Honey Boo Boo Child
• Hey sexy! shut the door pull down your pants, get on top of me satisfy your needs. Lot's of love your toilet — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Your Toilet Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 10 Your Toilet Quotes as follows:

• 1 Your Toilet Quote by Unknown Author
• 1 Your Toilet Quote by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Your Toilet Quote by Mark McKinney
• 1 Your Toilet Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
• 1 Your Toilet Quote by Honey Boo Boo Child
• 1 Your Toilet Quote by Diana Yan Manan
• 1 Your Toilet Quote by Dead Kennedys
• 1 Your Toilet Quote by David Sedaris
• 1 Your Toilet Quote by Courtney Love
• 1 Your Toilet Quote by Boris Pasternak