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In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
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Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who…
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Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic hinterlands. "And…
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
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If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
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I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me in Tokyo.…
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
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I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you…
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I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who…
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I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
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Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it with the…
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I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had…
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Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.
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Don't be upset. Don't listen to me. I only meant that I am jealous of a dark, unconscious element, something irrational, unfathomable.…
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If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or…
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Call your toilet out so when someone asks you what you did today, it sounds that you actually have a life and…
— Nikhil Saluja
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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
— Mark McKinney
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Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me.
— Dead Kennedys
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Don't drink COKE and drive ; buy COKE to clean your toilet bowl!
— Diana Yan Manan
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When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got…
— Honey Boo Boo Child
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Hey sexy! shut the door pull down your pants, get on top of me satisfy your needs. Lot's of love your toilet
— Unknown Author
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