"Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind…" — David Sedaris

"Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it."

— David Sedaris

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221 Quotes by David Sedaris

David Sedaris has 221 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and…
Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic…
Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me…
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to…
I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay,…
I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the…
I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it…
I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first…

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More Everyone Quotes

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Everyone wants to be appreciated, so if you appreciate someone, don't keep it a secret. — Mary Kay Ash
Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working… — Mary Kay Ash
Those who are blessed with the most talent don't necessarily outperform everyone else. It's the people with follow-through who excel. — Mary Kay Ash
Everyone likes birds. What wild creature is more accessible to our eyes and ears, as close to us and everyone… — David Attenborough
Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. — Margaret Atwood
The myth that everyone once read great literature is just a myth. — Margaret Atwood
There's hope for everyone. That's what makes the world go round. — Paul Auster
Money's important. Everyone cares about money. And when you don't have money, money becomes the overriding obsession of your life. — Paul Auster
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. — Diane Ackerman
It's too easy to do your own site to not have one these days. I guess everyone has one. — Sebastian Bach
In any area of the U.N. we... have to agree on certain language that can represent the same spirit, but… — Michelle Bachelet
We have had scarce investment in women... One of my tasks is that everyone spends much more on women. — Michelle Bachelet

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