"I once saw Arnold Schwarzenegger kill a man……" — David Wong

"I once saw Arnold Schwarzenegger kill a man in a movie by grabbing his head and twisting it until the neck broke. Was that difficult? Could a man do it without a lot of practice?"

— David Wong

46 Quotes by David Wong

David Wong has 46 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other…
Children die every day because millions of us tell ourselves that caring is just as good as doing.
That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's…
All of society is built to prop up that lie, the whole world a big, noisy puppet show meant to…
Kittens will make your sad go away
John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared…
You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?
Guys like him, the ones who grip the Bible so tight they leave fingernail grooves, they're the ones who are…
And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she…
At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant,…
I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva…
No, I don't, like, play an instrument or anything.I'm just...well, you saw me at the beginning there. I was the…

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You mean the fact that Tom Arnold would spend more time with the hair and makeup people than I would? — Lisa Guerrero
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs,… — Jay Leno
Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered a role in a sequel to 'The Terminator.' In this one he travels back in… — Conan O'Brien
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