All David Wong Quotes
- War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other powerful group. The dead are… Dead
- Children die every day because millions of us tell ourselves that caring is just as good as doing. Caring
- That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a… Ability
- All of society is built to prop up that lie, the whole world a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us from the fact… All
- Kittens will make your sad go away Go
- John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas… Blue
- You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes? Farther
- Guys like him, the ones who grip the Bible so tight they leave fingernail grooves, they're the ones who are the most scared of their… Always Going
- And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back… Anything Unusual
- At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step behind… Accent
- I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under me. Sorry. I… Curl
- No, I don't, like, play an instrument or anything.I'm just...well, you saw me at the beginning there. I was the guy that fell down and… Beginning
- Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him. Convincing
- Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a… Already Dead
- Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph. Dave
- Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin experts warn that— Brain
- Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies. Almost Always
- To this day I don’t know if he was struggling with the moral implications of gunning down half a dozen civilians, or if he was… Civilians
- The bathroom door burst open, and Molly came trotting out. The left half of her body had been shaved almost down to the skin. The… Bathroom
- The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck. "Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked out through… Advanced
- And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded. Retarded
- The situation has a real Lovecraft feel to it. Though, you know, if you come over it'll be more of an Anne Rice situation. If… Anne
- She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left. 'There,' said the large… Cat
- There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating… English
- You see, Frank found out the hard way that the dark things lurking in the night don’t haunt old houses or abandoned ships. They haunt… Abandoned