All David Wong Quotes
- I once saw Arnold Schwarzenegger kill a man in a movie by grabbing his head and twisting it until the neck broke. Was that difficult?… Arnold
- When a man plans, a woman laughs. Inspirational
- But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them. Dehumanize
- I had seen that look before, on the faces of tourists visiting the Texas Book Depository in Dallas where Lee Harvey Oswald took the shots… All
- Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt. If you already… Ahead
- They came looking for dark and terrible revelations and instead found out something even more dark and terrible: that their lives were trite and boring. Boring
- Which would prove I'm a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to save the people… Arnie
- If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard? Double
- Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing I could replace… Alive
- My melon soul Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy Apathy
- No. He says when you're dealing with any kids of supernatural beings, Gods and Devils and angels, you tend to think about them like hurricanes… Angel
- Are the most dangerous creatures the ones that use doors or the ones that don't? Creatures
- What humans want most of all, is to be right. Even if we're being right about our own doom. If we believe there are monsters… All
- Falling in love with a house or a car or a pair of shoes, it was a dead end. You save your love for the… Car
- ... life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it's out. Forever. Accident
- The phrase 'sodomized by a bratwurst poltergeist' suddenly flew through my mind. Bratwurst
- He whipped the chair around and actually split one of the things in half with the impact, spilling the spray of blood that was reflective,… Anyone
- John flung himself into a pseudo-karate stance, one hand poised behind him and one in front, posed like a cartoon cactus. I thought for an… Air
- You're the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man. Inspirational
- Antidepressants. The thought of this girl actually being depressed made me want to grab the whole planet and throw it into the sun. Well, more… Antidepressants
- The English language needs a word for that feeling you get when you badly need help, but there is no one you can call because… Assessment