Shaggy Quotes

26 quotes by 26 authors

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. — Christine McVie
My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted. — Edward Abbey
O Caledonia! stern and wild, Meet nurse for a poetic child! Land of brown heath and shaggy wood; Land of the mountain and the flood! — Walter Scott
He is so shaggy. People are amazed when he gets up and they suddenly realize they have been talking to the wrong end. — Elizabeth Jones
Many people have heard the remarkable example of devotion involving a Skye terrier dog who worked for a Scottish shepherd named Old Jock. In 1858,… — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if… — David Antin
There was this little shaggy dog on it, and Frank Weatherwax was working the dog. One day we were all sitting around, and Frank said,… — Tommy Rettig
I do not doubt that if the Paradisal man could now appear among us, we should regard him as an utter savage, a creature to… — C.S. Lewis
Dogmatic theological statements are neither logical propositions nor poetic utterances. They are ''shaggy dog'' stories; they have a point, but he who tries too hard… — Wystan Hugh Auden
The professionals resemble and recognize each other by virtue of the stigmata that their trade has left upon them. They are like the dog in… — Jacques Barzun
I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a… — Joseph Bruce
Seduced, shaggy Samson snored. She scissored short. Sorely shorn, Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed, Silently scheming, Sightlessly seeking Some savage, spectacular suicide. — Stanislaw Lem
My hair had grown out long and shaggyâ€”not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way. — Jim Butcher
A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her… — Rick Riordan
Never before had she seen such creatures, though they looked much live very large, very shaggy white goats. Thin black horns punctuated the top of… — Tamora Pierce
Isn't that someone we know?" asked Horace. He pointed to where a cloaked figure sat by the side of the road a few hundred meters… — John Flanagan
The bathroom door burst open, and Molly came trotting out. The left half of her body had been shaved almost down to the skin. The… — David Wong
Despite the fact that he no longer dressed like the big dork he did then, despite the fact that heâ€™d swapped the nerd wear for… — Alyson Noel
The man running toward me is not a man, he is a boy. A shaggy-haired boy with a crease between his eyebrows. Will. Dull-eyed and… — Veronica Roth
No, my dog used to gaze at me, paying me the attention I need, the attention required to make a vain person like me understand… — Pablo Neruda

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