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• Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
• The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
• It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
• People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
• I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
• Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. — Isaac Asimov
• O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
• Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
• If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead
• No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
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• Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams

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