"I think a lot guys get laid pretending……" — Joseph Bruce
"I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me."
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14 Quotes by Joseph Bruce
Joseph Bruce has 14 quotes on this site.
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You don't have to get high or need drugs to experience the Juggalo freshness. But you do need to get…
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To fully embark on the whole Phish experience, it's all about going to the city they built beforehand, with the…
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You don't have to take any drugs to experience the Juggalo world. That's where the magic comes in. Because it's…
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I had a lot of jobs. I worked over 50 jobs before I rapped for a living.
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I worked at car washes - two or three different car washes. I worked at McDonald's and Wendy's, I worked…
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I was a door-to-door window salesmen in what feels like a cheap, creepy pedophile situation. And I can say that…
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I was a caddy. I also worked as a bouncer, selling Christmas trees at Frank's Nursery and before that, selling…
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I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot…
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I still think that's successful, to make 50 bucks a day with your own music.
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If I was a supervillain then I guess I'd want what all supervillains want, which is world domination. I wouldn't…
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I was happy to be a scrub. I was proud to be a scrub. When I got older and I…
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My most favorite entrance music of all time it's that, "You're my obsession, you're my obsession" song.
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More Dope Quotes
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Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.
— Marcus Aurelius
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One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott,…
— James Caan
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First ship them dope, let them deal to brothers, give them guns, step back and watch them kill each other.
— Tupac Shakur
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Even as a dope fiend mama. You always was a black queen mama.
— Tupac Shakur
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I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be…
— Stephen King
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It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand…
— Louis Armstrong
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Science and art are only too often a superior kind of dope, possessing this advantage over booze and morphia: that…
— Aldous Huxley
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To dope the racer is as criminal, as sacrilegious, as trying to imitate God; it is stealing from God the…
— Roland Barthes
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The last show we played, I was straight as a die. It did feel weird not to be hiding behind…
— Ronnie Wood
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He cold, he dope, he might sell coke He always in the air but he never fly coach
— Nicki Minaj
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Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. A…
— John Kenneth Galbraith
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I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much dope, I was sitting on the…
— Brad Pitt
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