Getting Laid Quotes

66 quotes by 62 authors

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon
Getting laid off was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. But it led to the best results. — Tom Smallwood
Publishing a sophisticated men's magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I'd been nurturing ever since I was a teenager:… — Hugh Hefner
I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.… — Adam Ferrara
I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? — Mike Tyson
I think I get laid less now than I used to, because Iâ€™m way more paranoid now. — Gerard Butler
I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid. — Billie Joe Armstrong
All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all I… — Janis Joplin
Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money. — Doug Benson
Is it a good hot dog? Thatâ€™s all I want to know â€¦ I donâ€™t think the personal health and purity of my colon is… — Anthony Bourdain
The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid. — Edward Abbey
Practice. I used to sit on the edge of my bed with a six-pack of Tuborg. My brother would go out to party and get… — Eddie Van Halen
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto. — Frankie Boyle
Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they were. They weren't trying to… — David Geffen
Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid. — Mark Forsyth
My father never missed a drink in his life. Or a joint. Or a party. Or a chance to get laid. He also never missed… — Christopher Titus
If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know… — Adam Carolla
Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town? — Sloane Crosley
As Luxenberg's work has only recently been published we must await its scholarly assessment before we can pass any judgements. But if his analysis is… — Ibn Warraq
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight will for every man out there who isn't getting laid when… — Kevin Myers

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