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- Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon
- Getting laid off was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. But it led to the best results. — Tom Smallwood
- Publishing a sophisticated men's magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I'd been nurturing ever since I… — Hugh Hefner
- I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her… — Adam Ferrara
- I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? — Mike Tyson
- I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I’m way more paranoid now. — Gerard Butler
- I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time.… — Janis Joplin
- Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money. — Doug Benson
- Is it a good hot dog? That’s all I want to know … I don’t think the personal health and purity of… — Anthony Bourdain
- The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid. — Edward Abbey
- Practice. I used to sit on the edge of my bed with a six-pack of Tuborg. My brother would go out to… — Eddie Van Halen