Getting Laid Quotes

66 quotes by 62 authors

My definition of success is doing what you love. I feel many people do things because they feel they have to, and are hesitant to… — Tony Hawk
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! — Rodney Dangerfield
I've always found that word [â€œhipsterâ€] is used with such disdain, like it's always used by chubby bloggers who aren't getting laid anymore and are… — Gavin McInnes
And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong? — Bill Hicks
It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there.… — Dennis Miller
Your mind is a your temple, keep it beautiful and free. Don't let an egg get laid in it by something you can't see. — Bob Dylan
Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being… — Linda Fiorentino
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying. — Rod Stewart
Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid. — Jimmy Buffett
Are we gonna just make movies about trying to get laid over and over again or focus on something that's more relevant? — Seth Rogen
I'd been on a road trip right out of college, with a buddy of mine. It was uneventful. We didn't get laid. Although one time… — John Travolta
I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a… — Joseph Bruce
Men get laid, but women get screwed. — Quentin Crisp
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. — Denis Leary
If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now. — Moby
I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS. — Steven Tyler
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa
Writing isn't about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end, it's about enriching the lives of those who… — Stephen King
for a man of 55 who didn't get laid until he was 23 and not very often until he was 50 I think that I… — Charles Bukowski
[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid. — Thomas Pynchon

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