Getting Laid Quotes

66 quotes by 62 authors

• It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid. — Aristotle
• I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn't identify with any of the guys at all.… — Kurt Cobain
• The male frog in mating season," said Crake, "makes as much noise as it can. The females are attracted to the male frog with the… — Margaret Atwood
• The Sophists had this idea: Forget this idea of what's true or not—what you want to do is rhetoric; you want to be able to… — David Foster Wallace
• What’s wrong?” asked Seth, seeing my frown. “That new drummer. Alec. He hit on me earlier, and now he’s moving in on Casey. I think… — Richelle Mead
• Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud! — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• next to it was a dvd called 'as i get laid dying,' which had a hospital scene on the front. it was like grey's anatomy,… — David Levithan
• Not half as much as I’d miss me if you killed me. (He blinked like a girl and leaned against Ash’s shoulder.) Please don’t hurt… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Honey, you need to get laid. (Selena) Why don’t you speak a little louder, Lanie? I don’t think the guys in Canada were able to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed. — George Carlin
• Some people wanted to get rich or famous, but my friends and I wanted to get real. We wanted to get deep. (Also, I suppose,… — Anne Lamott
• If believing absurd falsehoods increase the odds of getting laid or avoiding predators, your brain will believe those falsehoods with all its metaphorical little heart. — Peter Watts
• So that’s what art is, for the artist,” said Crake. “An empty drainpipe. An amplifier. A stab at getting laid. — Margaret Atwood
• I don't think I ever believed in love, not really. Just though it was something James Bond made up, a long time ago, to get… — Maggie Stiefvater
• I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!" "Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're getting laid regularly.… — Jill Shalvis
• -and nobody’s getting laid!” I practically shouted. “You think I don’t know that?” He shifted his body beneath me, making me painfully aware of something.… — Karen Marie Moning
• I'll never get laid trying to keep you safe. You're a train wreck on steroids. — Karen Marie Moning
• In fact, every woman I met seemed disposable and replaceable. I was experiencing seducer's paradox: The better a seducer I became, the less I loved… — Neil Strauss
• I want to be with you, too,” he said. “I’ll come to your room after dawn.” Qhuinn didn’t want to ask. Had to. “What about… — J R Ward
• I don't know whats better getting laid or getting paid I just know when I'm getting one, the others getting away. — Kanye West

Who Wrote These Getting Laid Quotes

62 authors contributed a total of 66 Getting Laid Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 3 Getting Laid Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 2 Getting Laid Quotes by Margaret Atwood
• 2 Getting Laid Quotes by Karen Marie Moning
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Doug Benson
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Kevin Bacon
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Anthony Bourdain
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Tom Smallwood
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Edward Abbey
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Adam Ferrara
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Eddie Van Halen
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Billie Joe Armstrong
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Frankie Boyle
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Adam Carolla
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by David Geffen
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Ibn Warraq
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Mark Forsyth
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Kevin Myers
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Christopher Titus
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Gavin McInnes
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Sloane Crosley
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Bill Hicks
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Tony Hawk
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Linda Fiorentino
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
• 1 Getting Laid Quote by Moby