"Men get laid, but women get screwed." — Quentin Crisp

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• I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? — Mike Tyson
• I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I’m way more paranoid now. — Gerard Butler
• All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a… — Janis Joplin
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• The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid. — Edward Abbey
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• If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need… — Frankie Boyle
• Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they… — David Geffen
• Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to… — Mark Forsyth

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