Screwed Quotes

303 quotes by 264 authors

It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so screwed up as… — Michael Bay
In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't tightly screwed down… — Saul Bellow
Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That's not life. Somehow our American culture has made it out that that's… — Tom Brady
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. — Albert Brooks
Look, we know we screwed up when we were in the majority. We fell in love with power. We spent way too much money -… — Eric Cantor
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the… — Drew Carey
A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all… — Mariah Carey
A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first. — Chanakya
Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up. — George Clooney
... the fact is it didn't happen in the first month, the first six weeks, in a way that was at all acceptable. And since… — Barack Obama
(In response to Java) Anybody who thinks a little 9,000-line program that's distributed free and can be cloned by anyone is going to affect anything… — Bill Gates
You can't undo yesterday, you can work on today, tomorrow, you will wonder how you screwed up 2 days in a row — Eddie Long
I screwed up. It's all on me. I know that...All these hiccups I have, they must be for a reason. All this is just a… — Greg Norman
Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer. — Charles Barkley
We're putting all of our energy into making it right. And we have already had several software updates. We've got a huge plan to make… — Tim Cook
Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a… — Mitch Hedberg
I got screwed over in some bad business deals, but as long as I focused on those past problems, I couldn't move forward. I had… — Steve Pavlina
You can tell a horse owner by the interior of their car. Boots, mud, pony nuts, straw, items of tack and a screwed-up waxed jacket… — Helen Thompson Woolley
The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed. — Jami Gertz
It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. — Corey Feldman

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