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Screwed Quotes by Jay Leno
- Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.
- A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he…
- Show business pays you a lot of money because eventually you’re gonna get screwed.
More Screwed Quotes
- It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so… — Michael Bay
- ... the fact is it didn't happen in the first month, the first six weeks, in a way that was at all… — Barack Obama
- Look, we know we screwed up when we were in the majority. We fell in love with power. We spent way too… — Eric Cantor
- As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to… — Drew Carey
- A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first. — Chanakya
- I screwed up. It's all on me. I know that...All these hiccups I have, they must be for a reason. All this… — Greg Norman
- You can tell a horse owner by the interior of their car. Boots, mud, pony nuts, straw, items of tack and a… — Helen Thompson Woolley
- I don't want people to be inspired or offended by what I do. If you determine your behavior by what [other people]… — Tim Robbins