Screwed Quotes

303 quotes by 264 authors

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed. — Larry Wall
Show business pays you a lot of money because eventually youâ€™re gonna get screwed. — Jay Leno
We're all flawed, but basically, effective managers are people whose flaws are not fatal under the circumstances. Maybe the best managers are simply ordinary, healthy… — Henry Mintzberg
Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight. — Henry George Bohn
I'd never met a woman I considered as intelligent as me. That sounds bigheaded, but every woman I met was either a dolly-chick, or a… — John Lennon
If you have had no tension in your life, never been screwed up by problems, your mortality well within your own grasp, and someone tells… — Oswald Chambers
I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up. — Jenny Lawson
No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all. — Dominic West
I think people imagine going back to a time when they knew who they were and they knew what the circumstances were - if you… — Gore Verbinski
I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage. — Zakk Wylde
Our current perception is very cloudy and all screwed up. As our perception increases through meditation, we're seeing life more correctly. — Frederick Lenz
Awakening the mystical kundalini prematurely is dangerous, because unless you have refined your being, you'll get all screwed up, entities, weird powers ... strange things.… — Frederick Lenz
The fact is whether one looks at this [outsourcing] in terms of men and women, working men and women in this country who are simply… — Lou Dobbs
I've screwed up and I've overcommitted and it's typical of me. — Robert Metcalfe
You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see… — Dave Barry
My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. — Jessica Hahn
One principle I've been fighting for that doesn't endear me to a lot of people is that black people can be just as complicated and… — Henry Louis Gates
If you say city to people, people have no problem thinking of the city as rife with problematic, screwed-up people, but if you say suburbs… — Eric Bogosian
I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all. — Thora Birch
I'm old and crazy, but I still give a damn. And I still think the boys got screwed over in Vietnam. — Waylon Jennings

Who Wrote These Screwed Quotes

264 authors contributed a total of 303 Screwed Quotes, led by these top contributors: