Screwed Quotes

303 quotes by 262 authors

Some actors go, 'Bing!' and suddenly they're being paid huge sums. Me, I seem to get screwed every time. — Matthew William Goode
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. — Darrell Hammond
If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I'm sort of screwed. I'm going to lose my car… — Ken Jennings
From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed. — Daniel J. Bernstein
My buddy Alex Blumberg learned - he was very public about his learning process, and I know for a fact because we sat next to… — David Plotz
So when I hear a guy after a game-winning home run say or gesture that God was on his side, I think to myself, 'He's… — Bobby Knight
Some Pulitzer winners - novelists - have confided to me that getting the prize screwed them up. It messed with their heads. That hasn't been… — Jeffrey Eugenides
I believe that no matter how many mistakes weÂ’ve made; how badly weÂ’ve really, really screwed up; how old, worn out, or dejected weÂ’ve become;… — Dave Pelzer
I've been screwed by as many women as I have by men, in terms of lawyers. But lawyers don't count. If you take lawyers out… — Courtney Love
Everyone is screwed up, broken, clingy, and scared — Anne Lamott
If you're in the heyday of rock and roll and movies, and that's where I grew up. We didn't have to look for it. We… — Billy Bob Thornton
We're not encouraging idols other than on the TV show, you know and that's the wrong way to do it. If we had become famous… — Billy Bob Thornton
Comedy is harder than drama, because with comedy you're expecting a result..you make them laugh. [If] they ain't laughing then you're screwed. — Billy Bob Thornton
I don't know why people think child actresses in particular are screwed up. I see kids everywhere who are totally bored. I've never been bored… — Jodie Foster
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. — Kinky Friedman
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker. — Sean Connery
Men get laid, but women get screwed. — Quentin Crisp
When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things… — Dimebag Darrell
Any Ambassador or Foreign Service Officer who has his or her head screwed on right knows that the U.S. position in the world is far… — Lawrence Eagleburger
I think it's unfair, but they have the right as fallible, screwed-up humans to be unfair; that's the human condition. — Albert Ellis

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