Screwed Quotes

303 quotes by 262 authors

I don't want people to be inspired or offended by what I do. If you determine your behavior by what [other people] want, you're screwed. — Tim Robbins
A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line. — Mel Gibson
People confuse the word cynicism with the word skepticism. One is â€œyouâ€™re not gonna pay attention to anything, think everythingâ€™s screwed up, nothingâ€™s ever gonna… — Bill Nye
I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out… — Channing Tatum
The second you go back to eating right, you're going to put that weight on. You eat one piece of bread and you are screwed,… — Ginnifer Goodwin
Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed. — Jay Leno
Romance is diffcult for some celebrities. If the media finds out youâ€™re dating Robert Pattinson, youâ€™re screwed. — Stana Katic
When I was 9, I went to a birthday party. We were supposed to see a cowboy movie, but the programming got screwed up and… — Robert Englund
Over half a million women are raped in this country every year, and only a fraction of them report it because they're too ashamed. Itâ€™s… — Mariska Hargitay
If Bono left, we could carry on. If I left, we'd be screwed. — Larry Mullen, Jr.
It's not an Israeli model, it's a TSA, screwed-up model. It should actually be the person who's looking at the ticket and talking to the… — John Mica
People say 'Poor guy.' That insults me. I despise sympathy. So I screwed up. I made some mistakes. 'Poor guy,' like I'm some victim. There's… — Mike Tyson
I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!'… — Sam Kinison
Warren Beatty once quipped that the best time for a wedding was noon, because if the marriage didn't work, you hadn't screwed up the entire… — Peter Biskind
Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today… — Greg Norman
Or if I have my head in the results, I can't work with what I have, because I'm trying to force something to happen. And… — Kathy Mattea
Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people… — Christopher Titus
The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S. — Joe Teti
A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he… — Jay Leno
I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did. — Jessica Hahn

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