Screwed Quotes

303 quotes by 257 authors

We all get old, but I always say the skinny, pretty girls will be screwed. — Paloma Faith
If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived. — Ben Hogan
I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't… — Anthony Hopkins
Sometimes I think God loves the ones who most desperately ache and are most desperately lost - his or her wildest, most messed-up children -… — Anne Lamott
You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three… — Peyton Manning
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin
I realized that I had screwed up my life living different parts of my life in different places. I wasn't whole. I wasn't integrated. I… — James McGreevey
It takes a lot of energy and creativity to make such screwed up lives carry on. And the kind of will people have to survive,… — Jon McGregor
No one leaves the edit room thinking, 'Yeah, I nailed that one!' Everyone I know goes into their first premiere or their first screening thinking,… — Mike Mills
Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I? — Richard M. Nixon
Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed. — Chuck Palahniuk
I have my head screwed on right. I haven't been this way in a long time. — Liz Phair
For an author, the nice characters aren't much fun. What you want are the screwed up characters. You know, the characters that are constantly wondering… — Terry Pratchett
You have to find out who you are aside from what the media say you are. If you've become reliant on them for kind of… — Daniel Radcliffe
I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed. — Tim Roth
I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am. — Rick Springfield
I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I've got good friends around me, good family. I think I've got… — Harry Styles
Once you start thinking more about where you want to be than about making the best product, you're screwed. — Linus Torvalds
More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any… — John W. Vessey, Jr.
All my movies got screwed up because of my personality. — Harvey Weinstein

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