Screwed Quotes

303 quotes by 264 authors

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up. — John Kricfalusi
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some… — Don Van Vliet
I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing; you're screwed'. — Bruce Schneier
That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better — Jeri Ryan
The hell of it is, I know the answer. The answer is that you never, ever, rely on another person for your peace of mind.… — Armistead Maupin
I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios. Thats how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today. — Bruce Sterling
I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance. — Ronald Biggs
I don't believe that just because one person is born on one side of some imaginary line and another person is born on the other… — Ben Cohen
I had a dual goal in my running that was to win and to achieve excellence, so I was never happy with a slow tactical… — Herb Elliott
Did Alan Moore get screwed on his contract? Of course. Lots of people get screwed, but we still have Spider-Man and lots of other heroes. — J. Michael Straczynski
I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well,… — Anderson Cooper
Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up. — Chuck Palahniuk
I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up… — Joe Perry
They're trying to say that greater federal authority would have made a difference, ... The reality is that the feds are the ones that screwed… — George Haddow
You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of… — Michael Jordan
No one is a virgin, because life has screwed us all. — Ann Rinaldi
You create a fearful culture where you spend a lot of time looking at where you screwed up, — Alex Bogusky
For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go. — Jim Bouton
I've been screwed and sued and tattooed, and I'm still standin' here in front of you. — Elizabeth Gilbert
In the early 2000s, I was going through a lot. I didn't have my head screwed on right. Where I was at as a man,… — Raekwon

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