Screwed Quotes

303 quotes by 264 authors

I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is! — Beatrice Sparks
Don't be so damn hard on yourself. Yeah, you screwed up. You're not perfect, fine. Learn from it. But don't punish yourself. Be kind to… — Stephanie Klein
I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references. — Jim Hodges
The establishment can accept being screwed, but not being laughed at — Saul Alinsky
I don't want my life to be explainable without the Holy Spirit. I want people to look at my life and know I couldn't be… — Francis Chan
I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We've got… — Kent Hrbek
It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung. — Bill Hicks
The bungle tour is a bit up in the air due to the fact this at we are getting screwed by our overseas label. — Trevor Dunn
In this business, if you don`t have the capacity to step back and have some sort of relativity about things, you're screwed — Leonor Varela
I had a head start in acting. Because of my parents, I had a SAG card, an agent and a recognizable name. But I knew… — Mary Crosby
You can do anything you want to do as long as you keep a good attitude and keep working at it. But the second you… — Dolly Parton
If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed. — Lyle Lovett
Always take earplugs and an eye mask. It doesn't matter where you are. Even if you're in the best hotel, if there's road works outside,… — Tamsin Egerton
The crush of lobbyists on Washington and purchase of the media by corporations has created a big business-run government and a worthless press leaving Americans… — Adam McKay
I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions. — Julie Harris
I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair — Dolly Parton
The latest page I've been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who's indebted to whom, how they are related, who… — Ben Nicholson
Until we as a gender refuse to wear any shoe that would be uncomfortable to walk a mile in, weâ€™re perfectly screwed. — Cheryl Strayed
Haitians weren't screwed-up, but everything political, intellectual, and material around them is. — P.J. O'Rourke
Weâ€™re being ripped off and screwed by a bunch of liars, thieves, crooks, and criminals, and theyâ€™re not the folks below. Donâ€™t look in the… — Jerry Brown

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