Screwed Quotes

303 quotes by 257 authors

Anyone can be crazy. That's usually just because there's something screwed up in your wiring, you know? But suicide is a whole different thing. I… — Michael Thomas Ford
How come someone always saves the people who try to kill themselves and then makes them tell everyone how sorry they are for ruining their… — Michael Thomas Ford
Okay. Morality in a nutshell. Don't hurt people if you can avoid it. Don't steal stuff unless you're starving or it's really, really important. Work… — Ursula Vernon
I got you a present." "Did you?" "It's a book of poetry--romancy stuff. I thought, 'How schmaltzy is that,' so it seemed like the thing.… — Nora Roberts
In the screwed-up life Iâ€™d been dealt, she was my only source of comfort. — Abbi Glines
I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy--I was so screwed. — Patricia Briggs
Iâ€™m a screwed-up person who no longer knows how to communicate with the people I love. But I meant everything I told you in my… — Matthew Quick
So, we wait until tomorrow night, and when you say the word, I cross over and haul you both out. Right? That's it?" "With any… — Rachel Vincent
When he looked at me, his eyes positively twinkled. Christ. I was screwed. Eyes were twinkling at me. — Unknown Author
I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.' — Laurie Halse Anderson
I'll wager I would have screwed things up regardless. But. . .can you imagine those poor bastards grappling their prey, leaping over the rails, swords… — Scott Lynch
There are very few films or plays or anything about really happy people with perfect lives. Everyone is usually screwed up in some way and… — Anna Paquin
Character is an essential tendency. It can be covered up, it can be messed with, it can be screwed around with, but it can't be… — Sam Shepard
Fiction is about stuff that's screwed up. — Nancy Kress
As ecstatic as I was at the birth of my daughter, I felt selfish bringing her, and later my son, into our screwed-up world. — Jill Greenberg
Families are the deepest, most screwed up relationships that we have. — Antony Starr
My children are the thing that make life work because, you know, I screwed up my life, and I know it was me, and it… — Kimberly Quinn
Medical costs are soaring because our health-care system is totally screwed up. Doctors and hospitals have every incentive to spend on unnecessary tests, drugs, and… — Robert Reich
I detest computers. If you had a device like that 30 years ago that froze up constantly, misbehaved constantly, lost your information and screwed up… — Tom Scholz
Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private. — Shawn Amos

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