Screwed Quotes

303 quotes by 257 authors

Cause I don't wanna be screwed on some Texas shit. Twenty years later saying I blew it on some reckless shit. — Dom Kennedy
We drop the top down, and chunk the deuce up. These 84's'll make a hater, put his shoes up. Yeah you ain't shit, if you… — Trae Tha Truth
I pop another trunk, and show the world I'm screwed up. This say different color chain, will make you put your jewels up. Say bitch… — Trae Tha Truth
You don't let people in, its hard for you and once you do you don't want to let them go and when they fuck up… — Audrina Patridge
It's not about you. It's not you that they're looking at. It's not about you. I'm on top of that. I understand that. Because, if… — Gia Carangi
That Not everything that yells it's a need . And there are so many slneit needs around, we should consider. True words. True models. True… — Unknown Author
My friends on the mainland think just because I leave in Hawaii, I live in paradise, like a permanent vacation. We're all just out here,… — The Descendants
Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it screwed you. — Enhance Dreams
There are so many video cameras in time sq. Who ever planted this truck is screwed. — Ashton Kutcher
Nelson Mandela said to me that he thinks he's not getting into Heaven, I said, if you don't get in, I am screwed. — Charlize Theron
Everyone is usually screwed up in some way and that is usually where the work comes in, figuring out how to make it believable and… — Anna Paquin
Second day of dating this guy and I've already screwed up.I tried to kiss him back and missed. Second try came along and I successfully… — Heather McCowen
The president jumped on a plane to start a five-week vacation. This will be the longest presidential vacation in 36 years. This means President Bush… — Jimmy Kimmel
The thing that is incredibly helpful is that we screen the movies and we ask the audience if they like it or not and we… — Judd Apatow
Look, she really screwed up and it had a profound effect on her career. To me, it seemed it wasn't fair for someone that young… — Lorne Michaels
Fuck yuu.... yuu done screwed me over left me hanging like a hanger In the closet..! Yuur shit is going to have a reflect off… — Breezylynn Riley
So we meet again, my so called closest friend how have you been? Me I've just been pulling the knifes you left in my back.… — Travis Martin
No matter how many times you screwed me over,don't ever hesitate to call me for help. — Mariel Avila
Remember we are all in the same boat, perhaps on different decks, but if the boat sinks we are screwed — Cristine Shye
When Facebook starts showing how many times youve visited someones profile, were all screwed. — Hussein Nishah

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