Get Laid Quotes

60 quotes by 58 authors

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon
Publishing a sophisticated men's magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I'd been nurturing ever since I was a teenager:… — Hugh Hefner
I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? — Mike Tyson
I think I get laid less now than I used to, because Iâ€™m way more paranoid now. — Gerard Butler
All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all I… — Janis Joplin
Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money. — Doug Benson
Is it a good hot dog? Thatâ€™s all I want to know â€¦ I donâ€™t think the personal health and purity of my colon is… — Anthony Bourdain
The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid. — Edward Abbey
Practice. I used to sit on the edge of my bed with a six-pack of Tuborg. My brother would go out to party and get… — Eddie Van Halen
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto. — Frankie Boyle
Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they were. They weren't trying to… — David Geffen
Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid. — Mark Forsyth
My father never missed a drink in his life. Or a joint. Or a party. Or a chance to get laid. He also never missed… — Christopher Titus
Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town? — Sloane Crosley
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight will for every man out there who isn't getting laid when… — Kevin Myers
My definition of success is doing what you love. I feel many people do things because they feel they have to, and are hesitant to… — Tony Hawk
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! — Rodney Dangerfield
It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there.… — Dennis Miller
Your mind is a your temple, keep it beautiful and free. Don't let an egg get laid in it by something you can't see. — Bob Dylan
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying. — Rod Stewart

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