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I’m on the benevolent side of antisocial. I don’t mind people, but I’d prefer not to have a lot of them around.
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I'm not hurt. I'm pissed off and sexually frustrated.
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Souls were the same. They, too, had useless baggage that impeded their proper performance, these annoying, holier-than-thou bits dangling like an appendix…
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You know, you sound like birds when you do that chuckle thing. It's nice. Over to the left, Vishous put his head…
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Blay said yet again, that old, familiar voice cutting through all of those years of rejection and judgment, giving him not just…
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If sex were food, Rhage would have been morbidly obese.
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I was dead until you found me, though I breathed. I was sightless, though I could see. And then you came...and I…
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Besides, you think I'm not used to hurting? For me, it's home sweet home, my brother.
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Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?" Butch looked up at the doorway. Vishous was in the hall with Rhage…
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You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!
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I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say,…
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Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable…
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